I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
The sidewalks, for keeping me off the streets
*goes to shoe section* *chooses platform category for my 5’1 shortass*
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
when you and your buddy are low on potassium
gotta get that potassium fix