I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
(via -everybodywantstolove)
Can you stop fucking saying you’ve lost faith in humanity.
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
(via jasmin69s3x)
becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
(via jasmin69s3x)
0gre:
I’m trying to shave a few years off my lifespan this summer
(Source: metalburger)